bioticbootyshaker:

drtanner:

missmokushiroku:

thegamingmuse:

all-four-cheekbones:

n-o-r-m-a-n-d-y:

nothing makes a gamer more nervous than when the game autosaves in a seemingly harmless location

"this is an awfully convenient collection of healing items"

"why is all this ammo here"

"where did all the enemies go"

"This room has rather a lot of wide, open space in it." 

"The music stopped suddenly."

"No, there it is."

"….That’s an awful lot of bass."

dbvictoria:

the Repo Man

thisfeliciaday:

I can’t have coffee anymore due to stomach issues so this is…such good porn for me. 

wilwheaton:

sassingintothevoid:

Coffee porn.     (Cinemagraphs and gifs from this cool article.)

AKA Sean Bonner porn.

There was a blood at work the other day and I started singing this while my coworker had to clean it. 

nightsturgeon:

Zydrate

stonetemplepilots:


biomorphosis:

The Gladiator Spider can make an expandable sticky web like a net. When an insect passes below it, it stretches out the net, lunges downwards and flings the net over the prey. 


How have spiders not taken over the world

stonetemplepilots:

biomorphosis:

The Gladiator Spider can make an expandable sticky web like a net. When an insect passes below it, it stretches out the net, lunges downwards and flings the net over the prey. 

How have spiders not taken over the world

bootyghost:

valperch:

empresspinto:

I’m sorry but I was totally expecting that to be an innuendo

LOL OH SHIT ITS BACK

it didn’t even put mustard on the shit

What….

h-a-x-b-r-y-g-d:

Carbohydrates. Close enough.

videoisvideo:

kunstlerroman:

A gecko utilizing claws on their feet to defy gravity. 

videoisvideo:

kunstlerroman:

A gecko utilizing claws on their feet to defy gravity. 

blackoutraven:

 ”Hush”
1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

its-an-unusual-life:

svenxkristoff:

phantamxrose:

phantamxrose:

If this gets enough notes, I’ll go to a bookstore dressed as Belle and stay there and read in character.

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oh my god you’re amazing

Too cute

Missa…can we do this?