nothing makes a gamer more nervous than when the game autosaves in a seemingly harmless location
"this is an awfully convenient collection of healing items"
"why is all this ammo here"
"where did all the enemies go"
"This room has rather a lot of wide, open space in it."
"The music stopped suddenly."
"No, there it is."
"….That’s an awful lot of bass."
the Repo Man
I can’t have coffee anymore due to stomach issues so this is…such good porn for me.
Coffee porn. (Cinemagraphs and gifs from this cool article.)
AKA Sean Bonner porn.
There was a blood at work the other day and I started singing this while my coworker had to clean it.
The Gladiator Spider can make an expandable sticky web like a net. When an insect passes below it, it stretches out the net, lunges downwards and flings the net over the prey.
How have spiders not taken over the world
I’m sorry but I was totally expecting that to be an innuendo
LOL OH SHIT ITS BACK
it didn’t even put mustard on the shit
Carbohydrates. Close enough.
Imagine stabbing someone with this knife.
It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.
if you want information it is
and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin
why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?
There’s the hufflepuff