I FUCKED UP.
DON’T LOOK AT ME.
I dont care if any of you care…but this is me with Combichrist
I also have a spectacular picture of me with Joe’s ass
its a beautiful time to be alive
I think that’s the last place on Earth that cat wants to be
Meet the real life mermaid who swims with jellyfish and can hold her breath under water for up to five minutes
Linden Wolbert travels the world as a full time professional mermaid and uses her custom-made 6ft tail to propel her through the water.
The 32-year-old freediver and model can swim to depths of 115ft and uses her skills to promote ocean conservation and education.
how do u go about being a “professional” mermaid
who pays you?
There’s a bar in Great Falls, Montana that has a water tank behind the bar where women in mermaid tails and shell bikinis swim around and I assume they pay them. So…if you want that job…it does exist.
wearing all black today to mourn the death of my motivation
@combichrist ‘THE WE LOVE TOUR’ with support from @williamcontrol & @nydrock #combichrist #joeletz #williamcontrol #newyearsday #weloveyou
In totally unrelated news, everything ever is fucking Julie and that bitch Brittney’s fault. Also, the struggle is real.
You can see the exact moment where it goes
"I HAVE MADE A HORRIFIC MISTAKE. FUCK. FUCK FUCK FUCK F-"
And then it falls in.